Clark Magnet High School is essentially a gay school for nerds, even though everyone gets accepted. At Clark Magnet Gay School, you will find bangers going into the bathroom every 5 seconds to satisfy their nicotine addictions. It is 98% Armenian, and the other 2% is hispanics and white ppl that actually try. There’s rarely any fights cuz everyones gay and no one wants to get expelled, but theres way too much drama. It’s overpopulated with snakes, hoes, and players. The gay dress code there is even worse. Hoes cut their polos and players sag their slacks. Nobody can ever go out, because of the amount of hw they give. Since its mostly armenian, all you will see people wearing is air forces, yeezys, PROCLUBS, and vans.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The gayest school in the world. You see a guy sneaking into the bathroom every 5 seconds so they can go vape. They never get caught, because clark students are meant to be “smart” and “innocent”, but really they’re all addicted to nicotine Its a place where theres dress code, but all the hoes crop their polos, and all the guys sag their slacks. The bus is where all the juuls get sold, and where people make out in the back. The gayest, fattest, ugliest, most disgusting principal tortures them with her annoying ass accent.