by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016
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The Bass Clarinet and anything lower (and, arguably, the Alto Clarinet as well).
Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.
Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.
As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.
Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.
As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
I played the clarinet in middle school but I now play the man clarinet.
The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.
The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.
The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
by superbran December 27, 2010
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Guy 1: Mmmmm... that band chick is kold brahh. She looks so hot playin that piccolo.
Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
Guy 2: Tru, but she cain't handle Satan's Clarinet nigga.
by c-rain-yurr March 11, 2011
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by Double D November 28, 2003
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The act of eating out a nasty girl's asshole while simultaneously digging through her vast expanse of pubis trying to find her pleasure pearl. Very similar to the rusty trumpet only the giver of the anal pleasures needs two hands to manipulate the forest resembling the playing of a clarinet.
Emily's pubes were so dense that while I was licking her balloon knot I couldn't find her clit. Therefore it appeared that I was playing a rusty clarinet.
by Jack Meoff IV December 16, 2006
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The act of simultaneously receiving scrotal fellatio with a hand job off to the side.
If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.
If the art is performed flawlessly by the female counterpart, it should simulate that of her playing a clarinete with your manhood.
I once tea bagged a crack ho against the head board in a motel 8. She jerked me off to the side while she choked on my bag and completed the rusty clarinet.
by McGuirk August 29, 2006
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