the hottest people alive. Known to be good kissers, and give amazing head. This applies to all people that were ever good at the clarinet, even if they stopped. They're experienced at handling wood.
by joegee April 03, 2010
Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.
Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!
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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.
-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!
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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.
-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck
by Phantom034` September 21, 2008
by 1st Chair December 27, 2009
Usually a player of the bass clarinet which is just like a regular clarinet but lower. Might be friends with the alto saxophone player and may cause unneeded drama in band.
by alskj November 02, 2007
There is no sexier clarinet player than Charles Roeger. He really plays with those pipes well. God what a HoTty.
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#SaveTheWales
George Washington: Have you ever heard of The SEXIEST Clarinet Player?
Bernie Sanders: NO leave me alone.
Benjamin Franklin: It's Charles Roeger
Bernie Sanders: NO leave me alone.
Benjamin Franklin: It's Charles Roeger
by JesusChrissss December 11, 2019