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The act of eating a girl out while she's taking a steamy dump. The female version of a Blumpkin.
Rebecca was so horny but also ate a huge bowl of chili cheese fries, so we had no other option than to clarf in the public bathroom of the Applebee's.
by JJV35 July 04, 2013
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Invented in Borat's movie. It is said, when something great happens.
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
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Verb: The action of coughing into a vagina
"I clarfed my girl last night. Hardest orgasm EVER."
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by DioTwasMe July 26, 2018
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