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A clinically retarded person, typically with an IQ of lower than 70.
by youngqwerty April 25, 2019
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Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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A liquid that hardens near an opening creating a crust. e.g. the hard clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle. Clard. - It sounds like it looks. Ryhmes with hard. clot crust
the hardened clot that forms on a toothpaste nozzle after use.
He had to remove the clard to get the glue flowing again
by Will Hen April 25, 2010
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a pimple or zit usually located on the face and/or back
randy: Steve is that a clard on your face?
Steve: why yes it is
by jewfrow August 29, 2009
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