A pussy who likes little boys, but pretends to be against sexual assault at the university of tulsa

Tom Clancy is definitely the hottest man alive. He is known for making fucking sick sick sick video games aka Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos theory, which is a game that literally makes me shit my pants every time I play it. If you carefully analyze his video games you realize he lives vicariously through his main character Sam Fischer, who is so damn sexy they even made him his own Lego figure. Well anyways back to the subject, Tom Clancy makes Sam Fischer so good looking and suave because he himself never gets laid, and my friend if you were Sam Fischer you would get so much ass you would suffocate and die.

A sponsor of several UbiSoft games who doesn't actually write the books of the games he sponsors. Unlike what the other definitions say.

Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.

After playing a tom clancy game for a long time you begin to act like a Navy Seal, call out tangos were there is nothing, and start yelling BANG, BANG, BANG!

When a man has sex with a woman, gives her a creampie, then pours maple syrup on her vagina and eats her out, thus eating a mixture of cum and syrup.

Popularized by How I Met Your Mother

Involves pouring maple syrup in the vagina before intercourse creating a sticky mess. Then the couple engage in 69, licking and eating each other out.