Urban Dictionary: Clanch

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The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.

Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!

by Orson_Kart April 13, 2016

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The art of aggresively using your kegel muscles.

Alicia had to hold in a queef so she clanched so hard.

by chippy17 February 12, 2016

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The act of crunching together one's bottom cheeks with enough force that the base of the spine audibly re-aligns itself.

Man, I got so mad, and I clanched so hard - it sounded like a rockfall!

by Orson_Kart April 13, 2016

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