Top definition
Close inspection of a female's genitalia prior to coitus or sticking anything else in there to ensure safety
That chick was so nasty, I gave her the old clamydoscope before even thinking of diving in there
by Cu3bano November 28, 2020
Get a Clamydoscope mug for your dad Vivek.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get the dirtpilled neck gaiter and mug.