Urban Dictionary: Clamp

Camping in such a small space you feel like you are sleeping in a clam. Rustic camping. Camping without glam. The opposite of glamping

I'm not glamping like those idiots. Im clamping the way all real men do.

by Uselessunknown August 03, 2015

Get the Clamping neck gaiter and mug.

Female version of t-bagging.

I can't believe I caught her clamping my stapler!

by Perry Burgers June 17, 2011

Get a Clamping mug for your buddy Sarah.

to tell someone to shut there mouth.

guy - 'hahaha check the nick of youu!'

girl - 'haha clamp it you, more like check the nick of you.'

by andrearfc, x March 23, 2011

Get a clamp it mug for your bunkmate Nathalie.

when a woman wraps lips and tongue
around a penis and gives a blow job..

"Clamp Me" is a request for a firm blow job.

by jimmydeann January 03, 2009

Get a clamp mug for your barber Sarah.

A vagina so tight, you might as well fuck her ear.

I was making sweet love to Jen's clamp last night, long story short-my penis suffocated.

by Dong gobbler May 29, 2005

Get a clamp mug for your Facebook friend Bob.

A sexual manoeuvre preformed by inserting four fingers in a lady's arsehole and the thumb in her vagina and preceding to "clamp" the rectovaginal septum in the hand.

Gaz tried fisting his bird the other night but he couldn't fit his thumb in so he popped it in her clunge and gave her the clamp.

I was clamping a slag once and I got so excited my thumb broke through into her arse.

by Eddy the Hero April 25, 2011

Get a The Clamp mug for your girlfriend Helena.

A sexual act of pumping a females ass, mouth or vagina open with the male genitals

I clamped that girl so hard, Me and that bitch over there clamped, her hot mouth was clamped really tight on my balls, I'd so clamp that girl!

by Yellow pages October 19, 2010

Get a Clamped mug for your father Abdul.