A friendly sea creature residing in the sands of the ocean. They are lazy bastards and have one fat foot they gimp around on.
I took a fat hit of some smoked clams.
by maybenot September 05, 2003
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The tasty orifice in the region between a hot chick's legs.
That girl is so hot, I'd eat her clam without thinking twice!
by Deezz Nutz November 02, 2005
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Secretive person that is closed-up like a clam; tight-fisted (stingy) character.
She is such a Clam.
by clamorous January 22, 2013
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n. the delectable mollusc residing between a woman's legs that men enjoy sticking their penises into. They are similar to actual clams living in the ocean, but the pearl must be inserted physically by male ejaculation. They may come clean shaven or covered in sea grass. I prefer mine tight, polished and juicy.
(Guys drive by woman walking on sidewalk)

(Guy in shotgun whistles, woman turns away disgusted)

Guy: *Bites knuckle and groans* that bitches clam was HELLA HUNGRY!
by cygnus-x1-hemispheres March 31, 2009
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Carl: Look I just want the fucking clam dead okay, no fancy shit.

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Prisoner: Jason was a cocksucking clam, he fucking deserved it
by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020
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