clam slam

The female version of teabagging in which the vagina is placed on one's face, usually to establish dominance. Frequently used by female video game players after fragging another player.

DUDE! K1LL3rClam83 just clam slammed me after she stuck me with a grenade!

by Milky Pirate March 4, 2008

clam slam

Surprise-thrusting a cunt into the face!

I'd just had a clean shave and shower and was ready to have a lovely night out when a bitch from the hood Clam Slammed my ass and I had to wash the slimey splatter off my face.

by Teddyx February 10, 2009

clam slam

A sexual act lesbians perform when they open their legs and bump their vaginas into one another.

There's nothing a dyke likes better than a good old fashioned clam slam.

by rcr October 13, 2003

clam slam

A girls version of cock block.

Bitch don't clam slam me I'm trying to get laid

by olive herclosehoff July 17, 2014

clam slam

The female version of the "bag tag" when one person (usually female) hits another in the vagina.

"hey girl! what's up?"
(vagina hit)
"Clam Slam!!!"

by sircuzfreek June 3, 2009

clam slam

What two lesbians do: Slam their clams together. Duh?!?

Isa and Jackie are all scissor legged upstairs doing a clam slam

by LiveinSocal April 23, 2008

Clam Slam

The female version of tea bag

Shut up before I Clam Slam you

by JMAC343 April 20, 2011