Urban Dictionary: Clam Hands

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by aehmoto June 18, 2010

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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007

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clam hands

What happens after you rub a girl off.

We had such a good time last night, I ended up with clam hands.

by Becky Jackson May 21, 2011

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clamhand

The act of doing something poorly or ineffectively, especially in a tense or dangerous situation.

After the wiper flew off of my car while I was driving in torrential rain, I couldn't see anything and had to clamhand it to the nearby carwash.

by Kyune February 03, 2021

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