Native or wanna be native (Lansdowne Transplant) of the Eastern Shore of Maryland. Holds a serious grudge against those from the western shore, however regularly goes across the bridge to steal their jobs.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.