She was sad because he insisted on Clairing when they kissed. All she wanted was a little bit of tongue.

Person 1: 'Have you ever kissed Norman?'
Person 2: 'No'
Person 1: 'Well you won't get any tongue if you do, he is very committed to Clairing'

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”