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Civettictis civetta, the civet, is a ground-dwelling mammal akin to the raccoon that absolutely nobody gives two sharts about. The only known purpose for its existence is lowering medical students' test scores.

Many people are inclined to be angry about civets, especially since they may be the reservoir for SARS. These people lack perspective: after all, having an AIDS baby is much worse than having a civet.
"Can you believe that they asked a question on this exam about civets?"
"Douchebags!"
"No, civets."
by John Kimball September 19, 2007
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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An amazing all girl Femme Fatale Punk Rock band from LA. They're almost like the female version of Aiden. =

Members:
Ms. Liza Graves
Suzi Homewrecker
Jacqui Valentine
Roxie Darling
Civet=<3
by Becka Fatale April 23, 2009
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Civet is a degrading name for a french person. people began to use this slur after the american war if you read books from the revolutionary war you will see George Washington called Lafayette then apologized right after the situation.
French person:

Person who hates french people: CIVET
by hiiloveooo October 20, 2020
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