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To reach startling heights of failure
Man 1- today I rejected free oral sex from Angelina Jolie, burned down an orphanage, snapped a kittens neck, And had Taco Bell remove the Crunch Wrap Supreme from the menu.

Man 2- Wow, dude, your a real Ciuffo.
by Miiiiiiiic Asssssmaaaaaan October 03, 2007
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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The Italian word for combover/quiff. The wearer of this hairstyle is most likely an Italian kid who has 37 hair creams for his ciuffo. He also pronbaly works at a pizzeria where despite moving around a lot his ciuffo remains unscathed.
Alessandro: Minchia, it took me 20 minutes to fix my ciuffo. I
by Ciuffo May 25, 2017
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