i'm a senior citizen i can't drive for my life. oh wait there's somebody behind me why don't i just cut them off cause i earned my drivers license all of 6 million years ago and i can barely see over the dash board.
get out of my way you gosh darn hoodlums. ups there's nobody behind behind me or at least i can't see tem cause i'm blind. here i go!!!!!
by dubya January 22, 2004
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A class of people who hold the wisdom of the world. They are often seen giving advice to idiot kids who always refuse to follow it and then end up falling on their faces before the figure out that with age comes a bit of wisdom.
The senior citizen told the teen to pull up his belt and stop showing your nasty booty, or you'll never get a job.
by Rhumba Girl September 12, 2010
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by gary tee November 13, 2010
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A cunt who thinks that the police can't touch them until they're dragged out of their car by a cop who has just stood them telling them to get out for an hour before smashing their window and dragging their fat arse out of that window to the floor whist the sovereign citizen screams 'This is rape, get off of me, this is rape, i'm going to get you arrested for rape'
man 1 'who's that retard being pulled out of that car window by Pc bigballs whilsy screaming rape?'
man 2 'Probably the form of fuck-tard known as a sovereign citizen'
Man 1'Or it could be a retard@
man 2'and whats the difference?'
man 2 'Probably the form of fuck-tard known as a sovereign citizen'
Man 1'Or it could be a retard@
man 2'and whats the difference?'
by bigdickmickeymouse January 03, 2020
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The excuse Americans assume will let them get what they want, especially when they are in another country.
Little do they know, most people don't think America's the world, or does American citizenship have anything to their concern.
Little do they know, most people don't think America's the world, or does American citizenship have anything to their concern.
1. "Don't shoot! I'm an American citizen!"
2. "Sorry sir, this man was before you in line."
"But you don't seem to understand; I'm an American citizen!"
3. "We'll surely be allowed in there; We're american citizens!"
"What does that have any importance here in England?"
2. "Sorry sir, this man was before you in line."
"But you don't seem to understand; I'm an American citizen!"
3. "We'll surely be allowed in there; We're american citizens!"
"What does that have any importance here in England?"
by weird fish July 25, 2009
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1. Matthew J Nerger III, Alexander Elijah Hampe IX, Derek Abraham Ray IV, Peter Moses Murphy XXVII are in Citizen Flagpole
2. "Have you heard of color? And how!"
3. See #1's pants.
2. "Have you heard of color? And how!"
3. See #1's pants.
by Jesus Christ XIV May 07, 2008
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A person who lacks basic motor skills and the ability to hear, drive, stand up straight, walk, think clearly, or provide basic financial support for him/her self. Suffers from TMB.
by Nick D September 25, 2003
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