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When you’re about to hook up and you’re expecting a circumcised penis, only to find it is not.
Jill: How was your hookup with Andrew?
Gina: GURL, it was great. Although I was so circumsurprised!
by XxXBarbieXxX August 28, 2019
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Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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