Mother: Honey, our son was so handsome that I cut his foreskin off.
Father: Thank god you circumcised him! At least he isn't as good looking as I am.
^^^ Fucking parents don't even know what circumcision does to the poor boy's sex life.
Father: Thank god you circumcised him! At least he isn't as good looking as I am.
^^^ Fucking parents don't even know what circumcision does to the poor boy's sex life.
by ProfessionalProgrammer January 17, 2015
A barbaric and cruel act of cutting someone’s foreskin off his cock. It’s what needs to be illegal except for really bad medical conditions. Parents should not have the right to circumcised their sons. Circumcision is wrong.
American Christian Father: When our son is born, we’re gonna circumcised him.
American Christian Mother: I agree. He needs a circumcision.
American Christian Father: It would be painful. At least, he won’t remember any of it.
(When their son is born, he got circumcised)
Doctors: (Cuts dick)
Baby: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
(The baby cried for two weeks)
American Christian Mother: I agree. He needs a circumcision.
American Christian Father: It would be painful. At least, he won’t remember any of it.
(When their son is born, he got circumcised)
Doctors: (Cuts dick)
Baby: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
(The baby cried for two weeks)
by Excrushman February 23, 2020
The act of removing a male's foreskin. Controversial for obvious reasons. There are cons such as exposing the usually covered part of the penis to the harsh world, but there are many health benefits such as a decreased chance of getting HIV, Cervical cancer, or Siphilis.
Originally it was only used ceremonially in Jewish communities, and later in the Muslim faith. Today the practice is common in the United States as a whole, Christian, Jew, Mulsim, or whatever.
Originally it was only used ceremonially in Jewish communities, and later in the Muslim faith. Today the practice is common in the United States as a whole, Christian, Jew, Mulsim, or whatever.
Person in locker room: Dude! What's wrong with your dick!?
Jew: I had a circumcision
Person: Ew... I heard it makes Sex not feel as good.
Jew: Well I only was uncircumcised for 8 days so I can't really say anything about that.
Jew: I had a circumcision
Person: Ew... I heard it makes Sex not feel as good.
Jew: Well I only was uncircumcised for 8 days so I can't really say anything about that.
by Circumcised March 07, 2012
by Cappy1 June 08, 2004
Ooooooooooowwww! (from the Latin for "oooooooowwww!")
Circumcision? "Uhh...could you talk about something else? Like prison rape? Anything?" -Jim Gaffigan
by aaargh i am not a pirate April 05, 2011