The act of Eat choa Maine and shit on the floor and wait for girlfriend to arrive. When does, she will ask "Brian why u shit furiously all over the fucking living room?" Then rko that thicc ass onto the floor and relive harambe's act by dragging her across the floor through your shit until the police show up and gun you down. You have successfully recreated harambe and break up and death at same time

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."