A plant in the cumin and coriander family. Used primarily in Caribbean, Mexican, and Asian food. Looks like parsley.
Most people hate it as it tastes like rotting soap mixed with burnt hair and metal.
Most people hate it as it tastes like rotting soap mixed with burnt hair and metal.
Waitress: What can I get for you today?
Customer: Can I get the number 9, but without cilantro PLEASE! Please I HATE CILANTRO. IT'S DISGUSTING. OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T FORGET, NO CILANTRO! SH*T TASTES LIKE MOLDY DISH RAG WITH METAL SPRINKLES. IF IT'S IN MY FOOD I WILL KILL MYSELF.
Waitress: Alrighty, so no cilantro then.
Customer: Can I get the number 9, but without cilantro PLEASE! Please I HATE CILANTRO. IT'S DISGUSTING. OH MY GOD, PLEASE DON'T FORGET, NO CILANTRO! SH*T TASTES LIKE MOLDY DISH RAG WITH METAL SPRINKLES. IF IT'S IN MY FOOD I WILL KILL MYSELF.
Waitress: Alrighty, so no cilantro then.
by Cilantro h8er fo lyfe December 11, 2010
Luke: It's your big day, it's right time for a nip and toast before you head up there.
Johnny: Fine. Pour 'em.
Matty: No speeches..
Jalal: I'm cool with that..
Johnny: Me too. Let's just raise 'em high and cheers, "Cilantro!"
Jalal: What the hell is that?
Johnny: It's my version of that gaelic term no one can rightly pronounce in the states!
Jalal: Word.
(All Four): "CILANTRO"!
Johnny: Fine. Pour 'em.
Matty: No speeches..
Jalal: I'm cool with that..
Johnny: Me too. Let's just raise 'em high and cheers, "Cilantro!"
Jalal: What the hell is that?
Johnny: It's my version of that gaelic term no one can rightly pronounce in the states!
Jalal: Word.
(All Four): "CILANTRO"!
by @Bugyack November 15, 2013
Some dank ass motha fucking herb that be slamming hot. I donno it kinda tastes citrusy but if you’re unworthy it tastes like soup, dog.
by lil_cilantro January 11, 2018
by Shloctor Shloctopus February 7, 2018
by hardon May 12, 2006
Excellent. From "x-cilantro".
by verlandmsd October 13, 2007
Bat Cilantro this plant is known for its incredible capabilities. It actually attracts bats from the Wild and which will clear the insects in your area.
These plants are considered a weed and which are actually part of De cannabis plants DNA but are only used to attract bats with the scent that they put off.
These plants are considered a weed and which are actually part of De cannabis plants DNA but are only used to attract bats with the scent that they put off.
Bat Cilantro a plant commonly found in the wilderness but is removed from the wilderness and placed in gardens Farms and other areas to clear insects. As said by the ancient Greeks.
by Ancient greeks February 10, 2017