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a fecile dildo
"that dude used a churd to fuck that chick...ewww."
by the POS January 26, 2003
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Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.
by ____B00G3R____ August 13, 2006
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A church turd or a churchy turd. Church + turd = churd.
That's because you're a churd!
by Annie 37 August 16, 2006
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A Chinese Nerd who sleeps a lot, loves nintendo, ratatouille and unprotected sex. He also loves rice.
Jeremy is totally a churd, did you see him eating that rice?
by Ben Smith March 10, 2008
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1) sour milk-based substance found in student flats...

2) cum - usually of a thickish consistency
"Who left the milk out? It's turned into a pint of churd!"

"The custard ladle dealt a load of churd-like sploodge across the whore's tits"
by Morgenhund January 12, 2004
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