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Description of someone is obsesses with church and is constantly talking about or going to church
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
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Typically offensive and/or deragotry. Seldomly used in a playful manner.

1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.

2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who
"I can't stand those churchies that refuse medical treatment because of their religion."
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A religious fanatic, usually Christian, but not in the suicidal way. Likely to be idiotic and/or ignorant. Possibly dropped on head several times as a child.
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A really good nickname for someone with the last name 'Church.' I mean, really good.
You can also spell it 'Churchie.'
"Hey Churchy, get over here"
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To not wear the pants in a relationship. To be male but not act like a man. To be sensitive to the needs of females
Hey Cameron are you coming to the rugby?

No, I think I will be a "churchy" and stay home tonight with the little lady.
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a rather small, hairy animal, not too disimilar to a shaved ewok. A lazy creature, it travels large distances by fast vehicles. When nearby, be careful of your approach - conversations can end up being one-sided, and lead surrounding people to be quickly berated and put in their place. A comical creature, it has been known to come up with several interesting phrases - diddle the nubbin this cunt - among others.

known associates have been wendtabone and roh
you're such a cunt churchy!
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