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Doing anything related to church. This includes but is not limited to: going to church, attending church, attending highschool/college group, going to Passion or other christian concerts, and serving the poor with members of the church. Someone who is in the act of churching on most occasions will not leave and is therefore useless to non-churching friends.
Alex: "Hey guys we have an extra ticket to see Iron Maiden, who should we invite?"
Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."
Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."
Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."
Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."
by Henry Litchford December 05, 2011
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Dude, Darcy was totally churching you up to that little redheaded girl at the bar last night.
Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.
Jim won't stop churching up curling. It's like he's on commission.
by Mr Fuckers December 04, 2008
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To attempt the crab position whilst maintaining an erection, completely naked. The limbs become the walls, the body the ceiling and the thoroughly erect penis, becomes the steeple.
by Charon92 February 13, 2017