A school in Livonia, Michigan, that is populated by the "gangstaz", the weirdoes, the MSC kids, the emo fags, the average fags, and the pirates. Most dumbasses like to pretend the MSC kids are nerds and look funny, when, in actuality, the MSC kids are out blowing up other peoples' cars and getting laid left and right. Currently, Churchill is taken over by pirates. These pirates live in a euphoric state and are generally not very agressive. However, "the Crew" is said to be brutal in fights. Picking a fight with a crewmember is a death wish because most fights attract about sixty armed pirates ready to fight alongside their crewmates. This crew is lead by a psychopathic, yet unbelievably sexy pirate Captain named Jack. Quarrelling with this pirate is unthinkable.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.