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Church mouse: Refers to a poor person or someone who is meek and quiet.
She is poor as a church mouse.
by XineZ May 29, 2018
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A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.
by Solinium May 30, 2008
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A church mouse is a meek individual who attends church regularly and frequently.
Go back to church you church mouse!
by lorietta August 30, 2006
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a mouse that is in church
Jim: hey, did you see that church mouse
carl: yeah man, it was a mouse in the church
by Ray Cicm August 28, 2019
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is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..

used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase
Me: hey guys, look over here!!

Me: ***"CHURCH MOUSE!!"***

friends" awh dude thats ratchet af
by buttsAU April 10, 2018
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A dude that sucks another dudes dick on the down low and keeps his mouth shut about it
My church mouse sucked the pants off me yesterday but everyone still thinks I'm straight cause he stays quiet about it
by goody October 06, 2015
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A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.
Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.

Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.

Karen: Meaning?

Dee: He has a super small dick.
by Skorpious July 10, 2020
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