"You should've seen her chunky dove when she found out the hot dog really was dog meat."

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”

Roller-coaster rider after double cheeseburger: "Eergh, I think I'm going to chunky dove..."