Someone who is considered to be the champion of chumps; this person is typically a fool who may or may not have bricks for paws and constantly offers various forms of verbal slander without providing sufficient evidence with which to corroborate their claims.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

One who has ascended to champion status through their chumphood. Through their chumpish actions they have done something which others agree with in their heart of hearts, thus rendering themselves a chumpion.

One who people think is great, but who knows in him/her self they are just a mere mortal. Chumpions can be a bit full of themselves from time to time, but they are generally pretty good people. Broadly, they are somewhere between a Champion and a Chump.
Chumpions tend to like 4WDing, Camping, and anything else that is fun.....