Someone who does not understand the basics of life on earth. Confused easily.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

A sucka who doesn't have a clue and talks constant jibberish. Thinks they are superior but in reality they live ina fantasy world.

a stupid or gullible person

A sucka that tries to act cool, but is really a fool and tries to act tough, but really isn't

Someone who is really thick. They are easily duped, tricked, and taken in by others. A gullible person. Also, someone who relies on weather.com

Pathetic character who is often reminded of his (guys are labeled as chumps far more than girls) shortcomings by superiors.

Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.