King of the pimps. Even the greatest of men fear this specimen. Scares Chuck Norris, named his mother, frightened the Rock so bad they renamed him Pebbles , when he dies he’ll bury the Undertaker, he can see John Cena, make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a twig, dripped so hard he made Niagra Falls, he single handedly defeated the Red Army with one arm, the cccp actually stood for Chulainn Can Cream Pie, he once dropped 50+ points on Michael Jordan in five minutes, uses google maps to measure his Shlong, he make a Hummer look like a a Fiat 500 sitting in it, He once snorted all of Pablos cocaine in an hour and it didn’t faze him, took an uppercut from Mike Tyson and broke his hand, in a brief summary he is a FUCKING UNIT!!!.

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.

Most definitely the most sexy guy in the world, undoubtedly.

Chulainn is a game for a child who is chuck norris and Keanu Reeves morphed into one immortal being. Don't kids off or you will experience a world of pain and suffering.