Pizzeria frequented by young children and pedophiles.

The kid version of Las Vegas

Place:
A place where you go to eat pizza, be chased by a woman in a mouse suit, trample little children who smell like shit. and be trampled by little children in hanging plastic tunnels.

Person (We think):
1) A mouse in cheap clothing who molests little children in his free time.

2) A mouse who scares people older than the age of 9. (See Gary Gamza and Lexy Luton AND Lea Sanchez)

Atrocious children themed restaurant where birthday parties are held featuring cardboard pizza, broken slime covered arcade machines and playland, creepy animitronic "band", and a disinterested teenager in a mouse suit. Formerly known as Showbiz Pizza,established by Nolan Bushnell, the dude who started Atari.

The worst place on Earth!! The pizza is cruddy and it tastes like cardboard with tomato sauce. While you are being pushed into germ filled tunnels by slimy children, you are being beat up by a teenager in a mouse suit. When you spent your whole night trying to find someone to fix the out of order arcade games all you recieve is a crummy little piece of plastic. By the time you get out of that place you are practically dead!! If you are going to Chuck E. Cheese make sure you bring a bucket of hand sanitizer and an oxygen mask!!!

an abomination that combines diarrhea-soaked pizza, disgusting kid playscape and games,a screwy rat thing that fondles you every time you turn around, and horrible horrible kids

Chuck E. Cheese; a parent's worst nightmare. Delicious pizza & snotty brats asking you for extra money or coins. Parents avoid passing it up in fear of hearing the loud cry of "CHUCKEEEEEEEEEE CHCHCHEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEE!" And forced to waste $45.00 on pizza, hot wings,soda, & coins.kids love it. May dominate Speedzone, Celebration Station, or Main Event one day. WHEN PIGS FLY!