"Daquisha"-Did you see Detron and Laquisha out on the dance floor? You can see that chubosaurus from over here.
"LeTron"- What's a chubosaurus?
"Daquisha"- You know, where you have more than a chubby but it's not all the way hard.
"LeTron"- ohhh, so kind of like an extra-medium boner?
"Daquisha"- Yes.
"Letron"- I've had one of those all night then, from staring at you girl. You want to bump peeheads?
"Daquisha"- mmmmmhhhmmmmm.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”