by skylarpus May 21, 2009
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
by Ellie Lenzen January 13, 2009
Chubble - noun, verb - to move or to be like a mass of fat, to chubble. ALSO: one who chubbles is a chubbler.
by disturbed April 06, 2004
a combination of the word chub"slang for erection" and trouble"problematic".
Meaning erectile or penile difficulties.
This may have devastating effects upon ones manliness and or character.
Causes:
Medical conditions - chronic masturbation with floatation devices or lawn ornimants
Hereditary - history of stubby dick syndrome SDS
Environment - apathetic robust shemale intervention
Meaning erectile or penile difficulties.
This may have devastating effects upon ones manliness and or character.
Causes:
Medical conditions - chronic masturbation with floatation devices or lawn ornimants
Hereditary - history of stubby dick syndrome SDS
Environment - apathetic robust shemale intervention
Mary: How is you and Bob coming along Berel?
Berel: ..(sighs).. oh hes having chubble lately
Clive: Corneilous how has your wilkins been this morn
Corneilous: Ive seemed to have been stricken with chubble
Clive: gasps
Berel: ..(sighs).. oh hes having chubble lately
Clive: Corneilous how has your wilkins been this morn
Corneilous: Ive seemed to have been stricken with chubble
Clive: gasps
by Gish and Mimp June 04, 2007
by treyaflash May 01, 2011
the leftover semen on a girls chin after ejaculation that resembles five o'clock shadow a.k.a. stubble
by Frojo October 14, 2007
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

