Someone who is fat and likes to act like a weirdo and does cardio only by getting out of bed running to the kitchen to get food, runs back to bed and eats the food.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.