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Mike: Damn Jim, look at the pubes on that girl!
Jim: I wouldn't touch that Chubacca Smuggler with a 40 ft. pole!!!
Mike: You're in luck, I have a 42 ft. pole
Jim: Hell yeah, pole fucking
Jim: I wouldn't touch that Chubacca Smuggler with a 40 ft. pole!!!
Mike: You're in luck, I have a 42 ft. pole
Jim: Hell yeah, pole fucking
by i'm a map! April 06, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018