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The act performed by males to temporarily increase the appearance in size of their genitalia by tugging or groping their groin to induce a "chubby." Often performed in a locker room when concealment of a shower stall or towel is provided.
The chub tug can also be performed prior to public exposure of genitalia for things like medical examinations, streaking, or skinny dipping.
The chub tug can also be performed prior to public exposure of genitalia for things like medical examinations, streaking, or skinny dipping.
Meat gazer 1: Did you see that guys 2 inch schlong in the locker room?
Meat gazer 2: Ya, normally it's about 1 inch but I saw him do a chub tug under his towel a minute ago.
Meat gazer 2: Ya, normally it's about 1 inch but I saw him do a chub tug under his towel a minute ago.
by Drum86 September 27, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018