The most beautiful woman in the world. If you have a Chrystie in your life don’t ever let her go because she is simply the best thing that will ever happen to you. She loves God with a love so far beyond herself, she helps and provides for everyone so selflessly, she’s raising two of the most precious little boys, and on top of having the biggest prettiest heart, she has a smile that’ll melt your heart and bring you to your knees. Chrystie’s eyes reflect drops of dew in the green grass mixed with honey and beams of sunshine. If you know a Chrystie love her with everything you have because once you lose her you’ll never be the same

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Huge penis size averaging up to 8 inches. very muscular, loves to play the skin flute (jerking of the penis) and fucks bitches on the daily