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A Chrystabelle is by far the best person you’ll ever meet. She is a very cute and adorable person who will make you want to fight the people that have harmed her. She’s amazing, and cute and amazing. If you ever become friends with her, be her equal, be there for her always. If you’re lucky enough to date her, respect her and protect her. Don’t let anyone harm her. She is funny and clever asf. She is the most intellectual person you’ll meet. She will make you feel like equals. So if you had a previous relationship with some dumbass inferior, no worries! Chrystabelle to the rescue!!! She will not let you down. A Chrystabelle is the incarnation of perfection.
Me: “Yo bro guess what”
Bro: “wuh”
Me: “Chrystabelle and I are dating”
Bro: “yoooooo that’s a big ass W my guy holllllyyyyyy fuckkkkk”
Bro: “wuh”
Me: “Chrystabelle and I are dating”
Bro: “yoooooo that’s a big ass W my guy holllllyyyyyy fuckkkkk”
by Loaded uzi February 12, 2020
Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021