Ridiculous. London rhyming slang for the shortened 'ridic' by way of the popular Vin Diesel film 'The Chronicles of Riddick'.
Mate, where did you get them trainers? They're fucking chronicles.
by E8mate September 26, 2013
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The section of the newspaper used when rolling joints to make them look bigger.
- Kelsey did you put newspaper in your joints?
- Only the chronicles.
by Shawn Maglicic December 20, 2005
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is Chronicles a name? is it a country? is it a plant? is it a type of food? We will never know.
Chronicles: wsp
Me: ur name is a piece of shit
by lolhahahsas December 23, 2020
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The most extreme state of getting pwned; getting extremely owned usually by a pwner.
"dude i just got hit in the face... i got chronicled!"
by BobbyV April 01, 2008
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Ridiculous; derived from the film title 'The Chronicles of Riddick' and playing upon the homophoneity between 'Riddick' and ridic.
"I ate 17 chicken nuggets last night."
"That's chronicles."
by Zapsta March 07, 2009
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stories about being high or trips you hear about or tell friends, usually during seshes. Gets its name from chronic.
me and my friends cheefed a phat bowl, and through the hazy smoke told them of my adventures and chronicles being blitzed
by sebastiancee January 27, 2008
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a story you tell about a time you were high on chronic
yo bro i got a chronicle for you! so me and my friends were smoking the other day and...
by asscrankerjack69 January 16, 2012
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