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When you’re wiping your asshole and it your shit is green. But over time due to the Hiroshima sized shit, the constant friction causes you to bleed and the toilet paper goes from green to red.
Bro my asshole is fucking raw right now, I just had a Christmas shit.
by OG Gucci Trap Lord December 08, 2017
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A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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The long amounts of time spent on the toilet after a heavy Christmas dinner.
Person 1: How was your Christmas?
Person 2: Good, except for the Christmas shits I had.
by GreatUnknown January 08, 2007
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When a group of people stay up until midnight on Christmas eve, then all take a dump together in an outdoor setting
Sis: We're going to be up late tonight. We have to take our Christmas Shit in the back yard.
Bro: oh right, I almost forgot about that.
by TheSleazyBroseph January 05, 2011
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(See also: red shit: a shit that makes your butthole bleed; Green shit: speaks for itself. green shit.) A Christmas Shit is basically a combination of the Red and Green Shit. You see both red and green. The Christmas Shit also earns its name due to the fact that it often takes the shitter by surprise, as if it were a present.
I just took a Christmas shit in July and I didn't even know it was coming!
by B~Schwa July 03, 2013
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