December 25, the day Jesus Christ's birth is celebrated. It is most likely not Christ's actual date of birth, but was probably chosen to supplant a pagan Roman holiday of the same date when the Roman Empire under Constantine converted to Christianity. This definition is way too wordy for this site.

A debased Christian festive day, an over-commercialized time of quiet desperation, but a time of supposed good-will to our fellow man. 'Cause being kind once a year is better than never at all.

An annoying, nightmare-fueled, ear-destroying YouTube Video made by Sr Pelo. Part of his series, The Mokey show

Plot: Mokey is sleeping. Mokey is woken up by Momi. Momi fucking kills Mokey 15 times

Transcript excerpt:

Mokey: mmmm.....AHHHHOOOOOOOOMMMaaammm. (dirty dream)

Momi: ITSNOTKRIMAAAAAA!!

slaps mokey gets slaped

Momi: ITS NOT KRIMAS!!!

Shakes Mousd table

Mokey: WHAT??? WHAT DO YOU WANT!!??

Momi: WHAT IT IS MOKEY?

(mokey gets chokes sexually)

Momi: That's right, ITSNOTKRISMAH!

It's the best time of the year...

Christmas was suppose to be celebrating Jesus's birthday (though this isn't the correct date, that's still what it was suppose to be celebrating.) However, non-Christians celebrate it because they saw we give out presents. (Actually, there are a few people who see it for other good things, but most people wouldn't celebrate it if it wasn't for the gifts.) We give out gifts to remember the gift God gave us- His Son, Jesus, who died for our sins.

The hypocrisy day. The time of the year where it's mandatory to spend a lot of money for all the people you care about to prove you love them. If you don't celebrate it you're a weirdo.

The day we celebrate the birth of a man who loved every living thing with the genocide of pine trees.