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A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.
Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!
by No1shaager November 01, 2019
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