To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.
by Prada Glasses July 10, 2008
A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.
Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.
by brizzlesticks January 10, 2015
A light-strewn tree used as part of an arcane ritual to summon the immortal creature known as Santa.
via giphy
by Mr.Illumanti January 06, 2020
Worker1: "Haha, I bought the best christmas tree ever"
Worker2: "Sweet. Can I come over and 'help you decorate it?'"
Boss: "What's that you're talking about doing?"
Workers: "Nothing sir. Just putting up a christmas tree..."
Worker2: "Sweet. Can I come over and 'help you decorate it?'"
Boss: "What's that you're talking about doing?"
Workers: "Nothing sir. Just putting up a christmas tree..."
by Yodia January 19, 2006
When you and a friend are tagging the same broad (one in front, one behind) and you high five each other.
by jibe July 29, 2006
by Lacrimatamine March 31, 2005
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
