A Christmas tree cut down in the forest, most likely illegally by hicks, who are too cheap to go out and buy their own tree.
Cletus: Hey Billy Bob, you git yer Christmas tree from the tree lot down the road?
Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
Billy Bob: No way, I saw a nice lookin' tree when I was drivin' down the highway, so I chopped her down and threw my nice free range Christmas tree in the back of my truck. Tis the season!
by Laleph December 12, 2010
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A large tree, usually about 12ft tall, owned by a person named Nick who has an extremely large penis
Nick's Large Christmas Tree is second to none
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when you take a cone shaped concoction, usually resembling a miniature christmas tree, to clean out your butthole.
by stoopidface21 December 09, 2007
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a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
by johnaaaa May 05, 2007
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a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
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