A girl that is a bitch only some of the time, and the rest of the time is a perfectly nice girl. Much like the flashing christmas tree lights that are off sometimes and then blink on, but then are off again.
by Ben Munley February 07, 2009
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A beer can hung by its tab to the branch of a tree. Usually void of beer, a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament is characteristic of the ATV trails around Zealand, New Brunswick, Canada as a way of marking trails.
"Should we recycle that?"

"No, that is just a Zealand Christmas Tree Ornament. It needs to stay!"
by TigerToe July 22, 2015
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An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead dimwittedç
You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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an initially minor bill in the senate that attracts add-ons and/or changes until it begins to "look like it has something for everyone"
The proposed legislation was looking more like a Christmas tree bill every day.
by The Return of Light Joker December 25, 2010
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a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
I had some green christmas tree and got SO fucked up this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!
by johnajnajsdfasfad May 05, 2007
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