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The act of ejaculating over another or one's own face- specifically carried out over the Christmas period.
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A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.
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A tissue featuring images of animals in novelty Christmas dress up – usually carried around in clear plastic packets by old people or east end hipsters.
“I gave her a Christmas tissue in the face….right it in.”
“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”
“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”
“He didn’t appreciate the Christmas tissue.”
“A Christmas tissue isn’t for life. It’s just for Christmas.”
by Lady bruncher January 21, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018