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The means to acquiring annual Christmas gifts for family, friends, and one-self without spending a dime, and hopefully, no time in the hoosegow.
Dad: "Matilda, where is your mother?"
Matilda: "She went to the mall to do her annual Christmas shoplifting."
Matilda: "She went to the mall to do her annual Christmas shoplifting."
by Chili2 October 22, 2016
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018