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someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)
Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!
by RiMjOb February 09, 2014
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018