"We can't throw a Christmas party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Kwanza and Hanuka. We can't throw a Hanuka party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Christmas and Kwanza. We can't throw a Kwanza party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Christmas and Hanuka. So let's throw a Christmahanukwanzica party!

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”