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1) An angry, bloviated, overweight, purulent, and vindictive man.

2) Someone you vote for when there are no better options available.

3) A person elected to office when ‘Mickey Mouse’ or ‘None of the above’ is not an option on the ballot.

4) The perceived lesser-of-two-evils.

5) A person who appears to change his position after he’s elected to office.

1) I don’t like listening to Rush Limbaugh because he seems to be such a Christie!

2) I wasn’t going to vote because all of the candidates suck; however, I’d better pull a Christie.

3) The only reason that Christie over there got elected was because our state doesn’t allow a ‘None of the above’ option.

4) I know what we have is not good so I’ll take my chances with that Christie over there.

5) It seems that most people you vote for, will do a Christie after they are elected.
by studmoose February 27, 2011
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The best mother anyone could ever have!

Always caring and ready to listen
Loves to do things with her kids when she's not working.

Very loveable!
Soooo supportive!!!
Always knows how to make you feel better if you had a rough day!
Will do anything to protect her kids.
Kid: I love you mom❤️
Christie:I love you too ❤️
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Irish vernacular. A person with cerebral palsy. Named after Christie Brown, the main character in the film My Left Foot, starring Daniel Day-Lewis. British equivalent is "Joey".
"Don't be a fuckin' christie!"
by Better Than Glue October 07, 2006
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Being a Christie is an extremely high honor. A christie is beautiful, confident, outgoing and super intelligent. It’s not like being something common, unintelligent and dull like a Jenn, a Kristen or a Paula.
Look at that girl. She’s got it all. She must be a christie.
by Chris809 November 22, 2017
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Beautiful, Cute, Sexy, Fine, Attractive, Sweet, Athletic, And Much More. She's Got Spunk And Swagg Too! She's A 10 On The Charts! Best Girl Alive!!!
Person 1: Yo Who's That?
Person 2: It's Christie!
Person 3: Yup, That's Her, She's Amazing!
by Super Producer SP February 26, 2009
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A Brown haired girl
Great to be around and has very good hugs :)

Usually good looking aswell
by Davidoo :) January 31, 2009
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Strong, wise, fun loving spirit who knows what she wants and knows how to get it. Beautiful inside and out. Will make you laugh at her and yourself. Honest soul who will be there for a lifetime if you respect her.
Christie ain't no joke, she is the real deal.
Christie is a 3% in this society.
Christie is a diamond in the rough.
Don't mess with Christie.
Who is that chick?.....Oh, that's Christie.
by DestinyRed February 04, 2010
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